Footy Scran is an account that tweets out pictures of food people have bought in, or just outside of, football stadiums. It will always include the name of the meal, the club responsible for it, and the price. That tweet is then usually followed by a second, polling followers with the all-important question: scran; no scran? It’s also so much more. One: Footy Scran is tourism. It’s a travel show distilled into single, five-word tweets, because good travel shows are cooking shows and good cooking shows are travel shows, ultimately. The two are inseparable - this is the magic of food, it has to come from somewhere and it’s usually the way that it is, precisely that way and no other, because of that somewhere.